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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Funky

Went to Curtin University today. Had 5 English lectures. Fun.

Incidentally, my mom is thinking of sending me to Uni instead of going back to school. Thoughts?

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Shit

Well, if I'm ever asked for a worst day of my life, this would be it. Well, at the very least, it was unlucky. First, I'm late for school by one stinking minute. Then, during chem, I mess up the prac. React potassium permanganate with acidified oxalic acid. Supposed to heat oxalic acid before reacting, didn't do that. Went to heat it. Decided to be clever and acidify the acid (oO) before heating, so dumped in sulphuric acid. Got it up to temperature then realised I couldn't get a 20ml aliquot of oxalic acid if its already bloody mixed!!!! So scrapped that batch, made somemore. Used dirty shovel thingy and got a mixture of permanganate AND oxalate crystals. Redo. Weighed out the acid, added water, transferred to volumetric flask and then added too much water. Fun.

Then came recess. Sat down to meditate a bit. Had a legitimate question on my mind; what is the true nature of Love? Yeah, the Bible, the concordance, the dictionary and the thesaurus could have told me, but I wanted to make up my own shit. Anyway, there I am minding my own damn business when a group of year 8 boys (AKA bastards) gang ambush me. They are impressed with my lotus position. They attempt to do it. They fail. Noisily. They start calling me, of all stupid things, 'master', saying I'm teaching them to meditate. Yeah, it might have worked for Sun Wukong, but get the hell out of my face. Told them to get lost several times. Even after the bell rang they insisted on being assholes. Had to dash into my class to escape the little punks.

Calculus. Lost a mark in my test because I failed to simplify 3x4=12. Of all the stupid things. Dammit.

Lunch. Went to meditate some more. No I never learn. Was once again minding my own business when a group of girls come over and, I shit you not, POKE ME IN THE HEAD! Seriously, what the hell? Let sleeping dogs lie, ever heard of that? Meh. Was forced to converse with them. Yeah, they don't know that 'Nature' refers to more than the environment. Imagine how much fun a conversation with them would be.

It rained. I had PE. The two did not coincide. Dammit.

Yeah, I had fun.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Whee

Went to play badminton. Got my brother's racket stuck under a pile of chairs. Tried to reach with my arm and couldn't, tried with a racket and couldn't, so while all the other kids are pointing and laughing, I went to the storeroom, found some metal hangers, straightened them out and used them to chopstick the racket back out. It worked. Whee.

Got a bunch of Weird Al songs. God is good.

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Whoopee

Had relief teacher for English. He set off a whoopee cushion every five minutes. That's all.

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Results

Ok, finally have all my results back. Since no one looks at this page, I can post it here and no one can accuse me of being stuck-up. Here they are in real terms and then with percentages, with commentary.

Economics: 72/100, 72% <====DAMMIT!!! B!!! NUUUUUU!!!!
English: 80/100, 80% <====WTF? How did that happen? I got A? FOR ENGLISH?!?!
Calculus 135.5/150, 90% <====Where did the last 10 go?
Applicable Mathematics 138/150, 92% <====And the last 8? But yeah, respectable.
Chemistry 184/200, 92%<====Whee.
Physics 167.5/180, 93% <====Teacher hands it to me and says 'Better luck next time.' Yeah, the game was fun, but nuuuu, 93 doesn't cut it. XDD

I'm happy I guess. That's different.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Whee

Went out shopping, saw at least ten goths. One had an Elmo bag. Not cool. SO not cool.

Saw pigeons pecking at a chocolate ball. Thanks to their prodigously small beakspans, it just got hit and rolled along the floor, where they would ty to take another stab at it. It was funnay.

Quotable quote: Celibacy is a gift... that I would like to give someone else.

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Monday, June 12, 2006

FFTA: Final Fantasy Travesty Advance

Ok, can't believe I forgot this, but yesterday I saw three Aussies in cosplay. One I assume was trying to be Selphie, one was summoner Yuna and the last was gunner Yuna. Now, personally, I've always liked Square's costumes. Original, all pretty damn stylish and all look good on the person wearing it, like how Tidus' outfit just seems to suit him and Sora's final form looks totally kickass, as it should. The problem is, these outfits, while looking totally sweet on the individual, just don't have the same oomph when worn by someone else. Try putting Yuna in Lulu's dress and you'll see how it doesn't quite fit, or Cloud in Squall's outift. It works, but barely, and the hair colour clashes. Same deal with these Aussies. Now, out with it, Yuna is cute. This girl wasn't. Short version, she was fat, long version, she was hell fat. Yuna's outfit doesn't work on a fat girl. Short pants don't work on a fat girl. That is an ass we all don't want to even catch the slightest glimmer of. Yeah, I know it's mean, but hell it's the truth; FAT GIRLS DON'T WEAR SHORT SKIRTS/PANTS!!! And when they're cosplaying video game characters, who are all notorious for having perfect bodies, it's just not done. Travesty. Am I ranting just cause my little fantasy bubble got popped? Maybe, but my story is that it's because it's a crime against fashion. A DAMNED CRIME!!!

Incidentally, my last exam is tomorrow. Econs. God have mercy.

On second incidence, I do hearby lay claim to the creation of the phrase: Love is a vector. It's got magnitude, direction and gayness is negative territory.

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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Funkiness

And today was funkiness. Went to friend's birthday party. Food was good. Was hugged by three girls, two half my age, one was the birthday girl. Don't get any ideas, Nick.

Also went to skating rink. I sucked ass. Big ass. Got my shin blasted by some other kid's skate. There's a bump there now and, oddly, I can't seem to give a shit. Oh well. Before the session ended, they had all the under sevens do some funky stuff. I didn't hear the under seven bit and joined in just to remove any last trace of pride I might have had. Seriously, when they tell you to prance like a fairy, there's no turning back. I'm either so thick-skinned that I don't give a shit or I'm so retarded that I don't give a shit. Either way, I don't give a shit and that works for me just fine. The whole 'all pride I used to have has been destroyed' is a bonus too.

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Funness

Funny day. The saga of the email finally ended, but I forgot to save it. Person is not going to bug me anymore, thank god. Then again, I'm a bit miffed it ended so soon.

Chemistry. There's a study-hall-reject in our class whom we ALL like to make fun of. She entered and exited the class twice during the lesson, but since this is Australia, the teacher didn't really care. When she first left, she asked permission, to which the teacher responded "Get out." She was then met with me saying "Take your time." Then she slammed the door. Fun.

The next time she decided to step out, I was ready. The second she closed the door, I loudly proclaimed "I can hear Handel's 'Messiah'!" The teacher went into a small fit of laughter and called me wicked. I agreed, and since I had started something, I decided to end it. When she walked in, I groaned "Argh, Requiem!" The teacher laughed again. She asked what we were laughing about. Cher said "It was chinese for we love you and we missed you." She said "Yeah right." I maintained it as an exclamation for getting a question wrong. She didn't believe me, but at least she shut up.

A guy hugged me while I was asking the cher a question, so I said "Dude, you should be buying me a drink first." Then a girl said "More than one drink." We have too damn much fun in chem.

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