FFTA: Final Fantasy Travesty Advance
Ok, can't believe I forgot this, but yesterday I saw three Aussies in cosplay. One I assume was trying to be Selphie, one was summoner Yuna and the last was gunner Yuna. Now, personally, I've always liked Square's costumes. Original, all pretty damn stylish and all look good on the person wearing it, like how Tidus' outfit just seems to suit him and Sora's final form looks totally kickass, as it should. The problem is, these outfits, while looking totally sweet on the individual, just don't have the same oomph when worn by someone else. Try putting Yuna in Lulu's dress and you'll see how it doesn't quite fit, or Cloud in Squall's outift. It works, but barely, and the hair colour clashes. Same deal with these Aussies. Now, out with it, Yuna is cute. This girl wasn't. Short version, she was fat, long version, she was hell fat. Yuna's outfit doesn't work on a fat girl. Short pants don't work on a fat girl. That is an ass we all don't want to even catch the slightest glimmer of. Yeah, I know it's mean, but hell it's the truth; FAT GIRLS DON'T WEAR SHORT SKIRTS/PANTS!!! And when they're cosplaying video game characters, who are all notorious for having perfect bodies, it's just not done. Travesty. Am I ranting just cause my little fantasy bubble got popped? Maybe, but my story is that it's because it's a crime against fashion. A DAMNED CRIME!!!
Incidentally, my last exam is tomorrow. Econs. God have mercy.
On second incidence, I do hearby lay claim to the creation of the phrase: Love is a vector. It's got magnitude, direction and gayness is negative territory.
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