Someone buy the guy a...............

Hanging out in the canteen is fun. We cover such diverse topics as: the world's longest sex (25 hours. Hell no, I am never trying to beat that.) Me kissing another guy (with a VERY badly timed unconscious licking of lips), friends being hot, friends being in heat (we're deprived, get over it.) and whose hair is nice to touch.

Quotes: Particularly when you're (Beyond all possible logic) single. =>Done by a friend when I told her I needed a fortnight to prepare for Vday.

Because you're still the person who no one understands why is single, but still is. => Continuation.