Whee
Whee. Years 11 and 12 had to come to school while the kids didn't. They were probably laughing their asses off all the while.
Got a crap mark in chem test. Well, crap by my standards. Carelessness is a bitch, and whence she strikes, none can say. Flypaper doesn't seem to work with her, she's like some kind of mindless killing machine who never sleeps because she runs on sugar and crack.
... But enough of my rambling. Classes were sort of fun, especially calc. half the class didn't show up for three quarters of it. Yeah, there are only four people in total, but what the hell, the percentage sounds cooler.
Heard an idiotic story today. A guy laminated a paper clip, then in the dead of night went up to his fast asleep brother, pulled down his pants, took a rubber band and BLASTED HIS BROTHER IN THE NUTS!!!!!
What.
The.
FUCK?!?!
Anyway, it went with such force that he had to have it, and the rest of his balls, surgically removed. Yeah. I'm just gonna leave it there.
Watching "Bowling For Columbine". In my opinion, the best documentary ever. Well, it would be if they have a snippet from Chris Rock in it. Here's the snippet, slightly paraphrased, all credit to the man himself.
"We don't need no gun control, what we need is bullet control. We need to make each bullet cost $5000. Tell ya what that'd do, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. If a guy turns up dead you'll know they meant to hit him. Wanna know why? Cuz they went and put $50000 worth of bullets in his head. It'd be like 'I'm gonna blow your fuckin' head off... if I could afford it. Gonna take a mortgage on the car, get my second job, save a bit of money AND THEN YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!'"
Yeah, funny stuff.
Doing something stupid tomorrow. More on that after its happened.
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