Insect-human personality dual-resonance theorem
Today, I saw a condom on the floor out in the middle of a shopping center. Welcome to Australia.
More evidence to back up my insect-human personality dual-resonance theorem. The flies not only go for your face, they hang around for a long time after you attempt to swat them away. One danced on my eyelid. Also, the mosquitoes are bastards as well. And they are freaky geniuses. I killed more than twenty just by rubbing my hand across my arm. Spatial perception is not a big thing here, obviously. Damn, I started this theory as a joke, but now, seriously, socialogists or whoever researches this kind of thing should really look into this matter. It holds great interest. I mean it.
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