Lord help us
And today, ANOTHER girl bloody hugged me. This is getting to be a damn habit. I'm beginning to think that the girls have a secret underground society where they plan such evil that will totally freak the ever living crap out of guys like me. Its an epidemic of epidemical proportions. Save the men's hug-virginity! No one is safe! Spread the word, lest their wrath fall upon you all! The end of the world is nigh! I'm wearing socks!
.......Anyway, weird convo today.
Girl: Hiya *my name*, give me a hug!
Me: .......... Saywut? o.O
G: *hugs me while I continue folding my arms* Hey *other girls name* isn't here today. Do you miss her?
M: .......... Why should I?
G: Cuz you two are a match made in heaven.
M: .......... Yeah, you know what? God just smsed me, he says 'No way.'
Exit, stage left
Father, your servant doth seek your forgiveness for using thy name in vain.
May He help us all, for the wrath of the female is nigh, and none shall be spared save those protected by Him.
*gor* prayedÃÂ
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