Had G&T exam. Fun. According to the people I asked, I was the only one to finish the paper in its entirety. Going to think they were lying. Its better for my nonexistant superiority complex.
Girls were chasing my during recess. For all the guys who are thinking "Sweet dude!" let me just say it was not what I call fun. It was good exercise though. Anyway, the first girl, whose name is ommited to protect her privacy even though Lord above knows I couldn't give two shits about defamation laws, is a girl who, in a friend's words, "has got the hots for everything that lives. Trees included." So, in keeping with her tradition, she tried to hug me. Now, she has attempted to pull that stunt before and frequent visitors to this sad excuse for a blog should remember the girl who pinched my cheeks (the ones on my face) and gave me baby-talk. Same girl. Anyway, I was eating, and one does not hug me while I'm eating and standing up at the same time. So I bolted. She followed for about ten to fifteen metres. I have never been more thankful for NAPFA. Anyway, another girl sees us and thinks were playing catching, so she asks if she can join in. In jest, I said "Sure, if you want to." Sarcasm is a lost art. So she starts running after me as well. But she isn't much of a runner. So instead she takes to attempting to ambush me at every turn. And getting her friends to grab me when I outrun her. I simply charged at them and they got scared so they didn't work.
After recess, I settled down to study, but its pretty hard to do that when there is no oxygen in your brain. So the talk in the library turns inane. It eventually degenerated into people asking me if I would kiss various people in school. I answered 'No' to all of them. Don't ask.
Endnote: This post is not intended to defame the crazy hugging girl, neither is it intended to defame Australians in general. Its just that this was the only action, and indeed exercise, I have gotten in a while.
