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Started school, but the rest apparently still want to ease into the term. Meh. Exams in week six so I might get some fun then. Yes I know my sense of fun is warped, but bear in mind I have not stressed over a single test in all my life, so it would be kinda fun for me. English teacher was telling a story of how her skirt fell when she was 14. First thing some girl asked was "Did you wear a g-string?" WTF!!! Who the hell asks their teacher if they wear bloody g-strings? What in the hell is this generation coming to? Where is the respect? Don't tell me the internet took it, 'cuz that is not a good reason. Had tuition. In the two hours, more than a dozen strands of hair commited suicide by boredom. Ok I'm kidding, but they did drop off. I'm shedding. Yay.

And a word to anybody reading this who thinks evolution is true, I have here a couple of facts.

If the earth were tiltes 1 degree in either direction, life on Earth would end because of climate shift. Think about the odds of a planet having our exact bearing. Now think of the odds of a planet coming into the 'habitable zone' of a star. Now think of the number of planets which have that but STILL do not support life. Now bring all those odds together. (That is, a planet with a suitable orientation lying within the habitable zone of a star and there being life.) Here's something else. Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian professor, one of THE most brilliant minds in the world claims that everything on Earth seems to have been directly engineered to support life. For example, if the fundamental charge on the electron were changed, life could not exist. Finally, it has been stated that there is a greater chance of a tornado going through a junkyard and assembling a fully functional Boeing 747 than a bolt of lightning striking amino acids and creating life, and just in case you're wondering, the odds of that first one are 1 in (10^(10^9)). That's a 1 followed by a BILLION (note the number) 0s. Not sure if they're factoring paint when they calculated that though. If by now you're not convinced, consider a lobotomy.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

w00t

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