Haha.
Today, I stood facing sun with my head bowed during recess and lunch. Reason is simple enough if you think about it. One, I'm in the sun because I'm cold. Two, I've got my head bowed so I don't burn my face in the process. However, some people for some reason got it into their heads that I'm depressed or other such nonsense. Sure I miss the people back home enough to cry, but I'm not depressed. If I would never return, THEN I would be depressed. Now I'm just sad, maybe a bit dissapointed.
Anyway, here are these persons coming up to me asking all sorts of weird questions like 'Are you ok?' 'Missing your girlfriend?' and other such things. One, I'm fine, just sad, maybe slightly despondent but otherwise ok. Two, sad to say, I do not have a girlfriend, and much do I doubt I will ever get one.
Then, while praying in tongues while standing up there, some girls come along and make the mental connection that since I am not praying in English I must be praying to Vishnu. All of you reading this, please say it out with me: WTF! It's obvious they have never heard Indians talking before.
Also, while up there, I sometimes find the need to stretch a bit. So I do that. Unfortunately, my idea of stetching is their idea of 'Holy shit dude are you double-jointed?'
Now I am a bona fide weirdo. Yay for me. I'm not gonna bother dispeling that notion. It's more trouble than its worth. Also, I think its true. ^^
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home