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Yesterday, the ABSOLUTE weirdest thing happened to me. I was assualted by three girls, ages 3,6 and 7 as they tried to, I shit you not, grope me. For those pervs out there who wish this happened to them, let me say that it was one of the more FUCKED UP experiences in my life. Seriously. I doubt God could orchestrate anything else to freak me out as much. Young girls grabbing you is not a good thing.

Anyway, I haven't blogged in a long time so I'm going to make this post a long one.

I went to father;s friend's house for dinner. There is the 3 year old crying cuz she cant find a book. I, having eaten and being immensely bored, help her look. She says that she thinks her sister took it. That's the 7 year old. I walk into the room and ask if she's seen it. She is in there with the 6 year old. She says:

"I could tell you but only if you let me touch your penis."

O.O" WTFOMGWTF "O.O

... erh age ten years then we'll talk okay?

I shit you not that's what she said. Given her age I'm going to take it as childish innocence, but that does not change the fact that I was FUCKING WEIRDED OUT DAMMIT. Anyway, they get the jump on me and start tugging at me jacket to try and bring me down. I lose the jacket and run the hell out of the room. Problem solved, but how in the hell do I get my jacket back?

Weirdest thing is, the eventually came out and, in the presence of my mom, their moms and probably all the women who came to that gathering, they started to assualt me. The women in question did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP. Yeah, its like teenage boys get groped by severely prepubescent girls EVERYFUCKINGDAY.

Oh what's that?
A boy getting gang raped, nothing new.
Oh ok. Would you pass the noodles please?

WITFIGODI!?! (what in the fuck is going on damn it)

Anyway, because they were young, later in the night they got too tired to bother. Thank God. Can I have my jacket back? Thanks.

INcidentally, I spent all the time in which I was not getting gang raped dancing the parapara. On their dance mat. Yay

For those of you who get the impression I'm playing the victim, let me draw your attention to the time honoured saying that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Damn right I should be playing the victim. Hell, I'm not even playing.

Friday, December 23, 2005

OMGWTFLOLBBQ

Sunday, December 04, 2005

The weirdest day of my life.